WHEN I SHOW UP SOMEWHERE WITHOUT A DATE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS COUPLED UP

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:


WHEN SOMEONE ELSE ALSO HATES THE SAME CELEBRITY THAT I HATE

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:


But I love you
so much more
than just to the moon
and back.

snlofficial:

kourtney looks like she was waiting all day for kim to ask a stupid question

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Entitled

Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist: Why?
Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist: And?
Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist: Touche

andremichaux:

yahooentertainment:

The Official Kiss of the Emmys

http://38.media.tumblr.com/5e646a05504d1a57f85003a366fc83e3/tumblr_n1azlmTJFQ1qzsru3o5_1280.jpg

100% the best part of the show. 

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Knock knock.
Turin, Italy. July 6, 2014 x

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